Emdashery

Paste anything. We frontierize it into confident, over-structured Agent-ese with receipts.

Source Text 0 / 20,000

Up to 20,000 characters. Long text becomes a short frontierizing of selected details; local mode uses excerpts from the beginning and end.

Samples:

Intensity 5 (Extreme)

AI Persona

Frontierized Output

Local AI

AI mode sends your input to Cloudflare Workers AI when you generate. Our application does not log or store prompts or outputs.

Mannerism Density Meter No output yet

Before Density

0.0

After Density

0.0

Marker Escalation (Δ)

+0.0 / 100w

Style Score

—

Em dashes (—): 0

Negative Parallelisms: 0

Bold Telegraphs: 0

Let me Imperatives: 0

Telemetry Receipts: 0

Say the word Gating: 0

Style scores measure structure and mannerisms, not whether a joke is funny.

Connect Agents to Emdashery MCP

Issue a high-entropy API key to connect agents (Claude Desktop, Pi, Cursor, Windsurf) to the authenticated remote Streamable HTTP MCP service.

1. Register for an API Key

Verifying again replaces all existing API keys for this account.

Email address

Runs on @cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast via Workers AI.

No verification email? Check spam and give it a few minutes. Your provider may be exercising deliberate restraint. If it still doesn't arrive, try an address with another provider. Our em dashes have no authority over their mail filters.

2. Add to MCP Configuration

Paste the following server snippet into your MCP client:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "emdashery": {
      "url": "https://meatpro.xyz/mcp",
      "headers": {
        "Authorization": "Bearer cm_your_api_key_here"
      }
    }
  }
}

Exposed Tool

emdashify_text(text: string, intensity?: 1..5, persona?: string, mode?: 'deterministic' | 'ai')

Privacy Guarantee & Frontierizing Notice

1. Explicit Local Privacy

Local mode runs entirely in your browser: no source text is sent. AI mode is selected initially. When you generate in AI mode, your input is sent to Cloudflare Workers AI (@cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-fast) for a single rewrite pass. Our application does not log or store source text or generated output. Remote API and MCP requests send text to our server, including in deterministic mode.

2. Non-Affiliation Disclaimer

Emdashery is an independent frontierizing experiment exploring the rhetorical habits, structural rituals, and syntactic hyper-punctuation of conversational AI assistants. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by AI Frontier Lab.

3. Verified Zero-Buzzword Standard

Every output enforces a strict post-pass guard: 0 occurrences of delve, tapestry, crucial, or seamless.

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